We just can't have the XL pipeline cross the Ogallala Aquifer

The polution from oil spills must be epic in these regions!

It's kind of like the pre -Alaskan pipeline when the Environmental wackos were all up in arms about some caribou herd it was going to descimate by blocking their migration routes. Congress was made up of a lot smarter politicians back then, who told the nay sayers to basically go fuck themselves. Turns out, an oil pipleline is an aphrodesiac for caribou. They started fuckin like mink and over populated the region. Female caribou were spotted leaning up against lamp posts in most of the native villages, smoking a cigarette after a hard night of breeding. The pipeline didn't do jack to the ecosystem, except for making a bunch of female caribou feel more sexually liberated. They have to shoot em today to thin out the herd and keep them from over grazing the fuckin lichens in the surrounding tundra.

Obamas and his eco terrorist buddies are a bunch of loons. All they are really concerned about is some oil company might make a profit, and create some jobs. As far as eco damage goes, for the most part they just make that shit up to scare the useful idiots.