Dammitt Republicans!!!!!

[austeer]

Everybody knows my polyticks are somewhere to the right of Gengis Kahn.  I think Rush Limbaugh is a pussy little weenie.
I have voted Libertarian or Independent more than Republican since 2008 mainly because I can't reward bad behavior but I want to vote Republican.
I do vote Republican when there's no Libertarian or Independent in the race and sadly that's about it.

but i digress.

The world is yours Republicans.  People are truly wanting to vote you back into office.  People are truly wanting to believe...
People are united in their belief that Obama is an absolute disaster...

AND YOU TROT TWO MOTHERFUCKERS OUT THERE CHIRPING THEIR ASSES OFF ABOUT ENGLISH IN PUERTO RICO AND INTERNET PORN!

WTF?
I MEAN WHAT THE FUCK?
I MEAN REALLY!!!!
WHAT THE FUCK?

[austeer]

I don't mind the Social Conservative Republicans.  

They aren't the more "moderate" or "reasonable" or "mature acting"  Republicans who were only too eager to cut a deal with the Dodds & Franks, float Fannie and Freddie along long enough for all their Wall Street buddies get filthy rich on dirty derivitives and then bail the damned banks out who were all in on it, let us investors take the fall and then make me pay for it as a tax payer.

Nope...the Socially Conservative Republicans didn't cost me no 6 trillion dollars in the flash of an eye.

Neither did the bomb throwing, tree spiking, bedwetting left for that matter...

that's another story but it's true.

English speaking Puerto Ricans and Internet Titties?

That's what you're bringing?

[austeer]

are you sure?

[austeer]

I kind of like Santorum.  At least he's honest about what he believes.
Only guys I ever saw do that were Moynahan, Kucinich, Goldwater and Reagan.  Two of those guys could lie pretty well in other areas...not Goldwater or Kucinich though.
usually led to disaster.
what the hell

I do appreciate where he stands on killing babies but this election is about saving our country.

We subsidize the rich and the poor in this country.
There are good reasons for doing both to some degree but we gotta get real.

Internet porn and english before statehood.

And just how the fuck did Puerto Rican statehood rear its nasty little head?
That's a big can of worms AND bad ju ju.
What the fuck Republicans?

WHO THE HELL IS PULLING THESE STRINGS?

And don't give me that lame assed main stream media bullshit.


Hello Republican Presidential Candidate Romney.



goddammitt.

[austeer]

Democrats piss me off but Republicans are a continuing source of disappointment.

Not the party members.  Normal republicans are salt of the earth people.  You got weird ones like some of the pieces of work in the Occupy crowd but by and large they're decent and harmless folk.  A lot of them are working too hard to survive to become too enlightened as it were but you tell me how to hold that against them.

I'm talking the Republican leadership.
They are simply horrific.



and i'm goddammed sorry i wasted that line earlier this week on mjrod.

[austeer]

i do appreciate big business and the need for large pools of capital in order to accomplish something big.

no drum circle of basket weaving hippies ever produced anything as marginally significant as a Silver 2006 Mustang GT

much less eleventy billion of them

but goddammitt big business

every time you get big seem to start working overtime to find ways to make people absolutely hate you.

including me.

I mean how much is enough?

just how fucking much rice can a goddammed chinaman eat?

of course no drum circle of basket weaving hippies killed the radio star either.


that was video.

[austeer]

and of course it all depends on the Independent candidate too.

Some Libertarians tend to be a wee bit loonie but some of those Independents will curl your goddammed hair.

gotta be careful.


that who i vote for shit.


that is.

[austeer]

If this were about internet english and puerto rican porn

oh shit

PRON? 

it's all coming back to me.


fuck.







nevermind.

[mjrod]

Wait.. what?
 

[austeer]

no doubt you see those anti gay marriage and abortion rallies and you just want to run some of thos fuckers down...

same with those anti wold trade rioters and the occupy crowd

just run some over like back street road kill

don't change the truth none

none of them cost us 6 trillion dollars in the flash of an eye

that was your party guys

all of them

both big D and big R


fuck them all though

[austeer]

wait what

Puerto Rican Pron????


goddammed castilian is all over this one.






more's the pity

[austeer]

it's like Brazil without the STDs.

puerto rican pron that is...

AIDS

the

A nally
I nduced
D eath
S yndrome


puts them other STDs into proper perspective.

HELLO RIO!!!!!!

[austeer]

aol is the devil.

i could make that case.

maybe not convincingly.

but you'd want to believe.

i'm all out of wine and i gots lots of smoke.
same as last week

Lots of pot and electric cigarettes.
pork fried rice and miles to go.

[austeer]

i dont know what calmetta feta is but i pray it's not a carcinogen

everybody knows this is nowhere

[austeer]

it aint easy being cheesy

[austeer]

i guesst what i'mm trying to say ias

i picked the wron fuckgn day to start eating salads

[austeer]

a week ago republicans were wanting to wipe out cotraception.

this week they're gunning for internet porn.

jesus goddammed christ.
what in the holy fuck?

somebody needs to slap your fucking pee pees.

but still
i'm sorry mister way too socially conservative republican dude
i was willing to give you a pass on that contrived contraception controversy

I totally know how lame you were treated

but no way in hell am i going back to jacking off to National Geographic.


mmmmokay?


I'm a new world man.

[austeer]

i really thought that was wildly entertaining.
the problem is though
i'm a sad little fiscal conservative nazi
i don't hate actually hate anyone
except
hitler, stalin and mao
don't change the truth none

if that leftwing, liberal, democrat, socialist, commie bullshit actually worked


THAT WOULD BE SO MOTHERFUCKING COOL!!!!!!!!!!

[austeer]

you probably can't argue with a sick mind
but somebody other than me could at least reply
hellohelloisthereanybodyoutthere?
anyoneatall?

dave's not here!



GODDAMMITT.

hello?  hello?


w00t???//?!//

[austeer]

and really right now?
I'm just hoping Kansas can win...
or lose entertainingly.
Kansas has opened up a 7 point lead and a 10-2 run
fuck me
what?
a rescue dog named guido.
here we go.
wait.


what?

[Richard Head]

I believe that one of the requirements our Federal law places on a territory seeking statehood is that the territory's official language  be English.   Otherwise, how would they be able to read, for example,  the Obamacare Assault on American Freedom Act?   And, yes, I understand the guys who actually speak English didn't read or understand  it either, but the law is the law. 

Santorum was technically correct referencing Puerto Rico, and Mitt was technically incorrect.   Mitt mearly fell into his Obama mode of if the law seems on the surface (minus any critical analysis)  to be a bit harsh, then fuck the  Constitution.  which makes him no better than Obama, but rather an extension of the same naivity that brought us to where we are today. 

That being said, I would vote for the etch a sketch over any Democrat.  Though I wouldn't view  it as making much progress.   

[rc cola]

I'm afraid we're going to be stuck with etch. Santorum continues to step on his dick. Wanting to take away my porn was the last straw.

[austeer]

I think I might prefer a moderate liberal in office trying to prove he's a fiscal conservative than an honest guy trying to prove he's not a loon.

That never really seems to work out very well.

Kind of like why I voted for Reagan.

I'd rather have a hawk in office pretending he's a dove than a dove in office trying to prove he's not a pussy.

These days I aint so hawkish so I'm willing to put up with a pussy like Romney.

It's patrician bullshit though and even though this is the CLEAREST choices between the lesser of two evils in decades it is still a choice of the lessers of evil.




at least none of them is arky.
althoughh I kind of like Clinton.
he'd do just fine on this bored.

[austeer]

well to be perfectly honest...

sometimes a dove in there trying to prove he's not a pussy works out kind of well.

western civilization is under siege and we're losing.

it'll out
live me though

[rc cola]

Romney can be directed in any direction you want. If he's surrounded with dims, he will sign off on their agenda. If we can load congress with conservatives, he will sign off on anything we send him. The worst thing we can do is sit at home on election day. When that flexibility kicks in, the country is doomed.

[austeer]

still no real leadership from either party.

there is nobody who knows how to govern.

not even any fucking statesmen.

we got politicians out the ass.

[LHusker]

SCM?

[Smoothie King II]

fuck you austqueer



how in the hell does my having an abortion affect you and your fucking simplistic views of america. please point to one negative consequence or even societal problem caused by having the freedom to have an abortion.



fuck all of you social conservatives, prove something that you know you can't


I love how you are all for small government and want the governement out of your lives unless its someone elses, than you think you have a moral right to make decisions for people


FUCK YOU


that's why republican sell outs piss me off

[LHusker]

Smoothie when did you have an abortion? Are you a chick?

[LHusker]

Moral decisions? You mean like FORCING me to buy health insurance I dont want or need?

[austeer]

Smoothy

we make laws based on morality all the time.

it's immoral to kill.

it's immoral to steal.

it's immoral to lie.

Don't tell me you can't legislate morality...that's pretty much all we fucking do.

[Smoothie King II]

you idiot,

we can not legislate morality any more than we can to know the mind of god or stop gravity. immoral acts exist and continue regardless of any laws we try to institue.

all that we can do as man is to legislate a deterence to acts that are harmful to society, murder is harmful, stealing is harmful, lying in court is harmful, all of these are heavily punished by law.


is adultery and drinking immoral, hell yes have there been laws to try and stop them, yes did they work, no

trying to legislate morality is impossible unless you can prove that it is harmful to the public at large.

drinking and driving is harmful, there are severe sanctions for it and a public stigma.

is cheating on your wife immoral, yes id say in someways as bad as drinking and driving, but its hard to prove it and would be harder to stop.

what harm to society comes from an aborted baby?



 

[mjrod]

You're killing a child.

Is not murder immoral?

[austeer]

we legislate morality every day.

that is undisputable fact which cannot be denied.

it is immoral to lie.

it is immoral to steal.

it is immoral to kill.

we have laws against all.

[austeer]

or is that indisputable fact?
fuck
either way it's probably ripping off LHusker.
my way sounds more ignorant.




that'll do pig.

[LHusker]

This is a perfect example of why you cannot reason with a liberal.

[rc cola]

[Smoothie King II]

fuck you fuck all of you simplke dumbass bullshit conservative fucks


sausgeteer votes libertarian because hes a fucking pussy

the rest of you are fucking hypocrits


who have as much principles as SCM and ATH.


FUCK YOU

if all you can do is post pictures of aborted fetuses than you don't have an arguement you have a need for someone to hold your hand because you are scared of making wrong decision for yourself (or the Right ones)

WHAT HARM COMES TO SOCIETY FROM AN ABORTED FETUS?

[rc cola]

so how many babies have you paid to kill?

[LHusker]

Smoothie are you a one issue person?  Or are you just a myopic and stupid about all the other issues?

[mjrod]

fuck you fuck all of you simplke dumbass bullshit conservative fucks


sausgeteer votes libertarian because hes a fucking pussy

the rest of you are fucking hypocrits


who have as much principles as SCM and ATH.


FUCK YOU

if all you can do is post pictures of aborted fetuses than you don't have an arguement you have a need for someone to hold your hand because you are scared of making wrong decision for yourself (or the Right ones)

WHAT HARM COMES TO SOCIETY FROM AN ABORTED FETUS?

In a lot of states, there are laws on the books that say if you kill a pregnant woman, you can also be charged for murdering a fetus.  

Reconcile that one first, then you'll quickly understand what the issue here is and why your "what harm comes to society" seems ridiculous.

Let me know how that goes.

[austeer]

and exactly how is alcohol immoral?

maybe the debauchery it can lead to but...

your basic alcohol (ie the spirits) was discovered by starving people trying to find some way to injest rotting fruits, grain and vegetables.

although most american spirits were derived from trying to transport the aforementioned but not so rotting fruits, grains and vegetables over the goddammed Appalacians...

i guess they had to rot it to do it though

or maybe they figured it out after a couple of bad trips hauling corn over kentucky...

hooray american ingenuity

goddammitt, did i just digress?

don't change the truth none

when it comes to polyticks i am soooo lost.

i was just trying out praise with faint damning.



but anyway what the fuck????

alcohol immoral?



in whose cult?
 

[Smoothie King II]

fuck you fuck all of you simplke dumbass bullshit conservative fucks


sausgeteer votes libertarian because hes a fucking pussy

the rest of you are fucking hypocrits


who have as much principles as SCM and ATH.


FUCK YOU

if all you can do is post pictures of aborted fetuses than you don't have an arguement you have a need for someone to hold your hand because you are scared of making wrong decision for yourself (or the Right ones)

WHAT HARM COMES TO SOCIETY FROM AN ABORTED FETUS?

In a lot of states, there are laws on the books that say if you kill a pregnant woman, you can also be charged for murdering a fetus.  

Reconcile that one first, then you'll quickly understand what the issue here is and why your "what harm comes to society" seems ridiculous.

Let me know how that goes.

that is by far the  most intelligent arguement offered except it fails in one major area, the idea that a fetus can be wanted and unwanted. if the fetus is wanted then a harm to the woman can be considered a harm to society. If the fetus is unwanted there is no harm.

once you wrap your little pinhead around the idea of maxium freedom for the individual then you will know why this issue is so clear. 

[Smoothie King II]

I like freedom and less government intervention in all indivdual freedoms.

[LHusker]

I like freedom and less government intervention in all indivdual freedoms.

So then you oppose forcing us all to pay insurance premiums to cover contraception?

[Smoothie King II]

I like freedom and less government intervention in all indivdual freedoms.

So then you oppose forcing us all to pay insurance premiums to cover contraception?

yes i do if a religious group or company  does not want to offer that benefit then I have no problem with them saying no.

I think religious institutions should be heavily penalized if not taxed out right if they go into the political arena as some have also

[rc cola]

[austeer]

Sarah Weddington was a stone cold fox back in the day.
Now she's big enough to burn diesel.

[texas crow]

Wrong. People know that republicans act like children and are derelict in their legislative duties, refusing to compromise on bills they previously supported. Obama will win in November. 538 has him at almost 70% chance of winning.

You're making spending out to be way more important of an issue than it really is. We'll never be another Greece because, unlike Greece, we have our own federal reserve. We can control our own interest rates, print our own currency, etc. They can't. That is why they are stuck. And that is why countries are rethinking their entire membership in the EU.

[LHusker]

Wrong. People know that republicans act like children and are derelict in their legislative duties, refusing to compromise on bills they previously supported. Obama will win in November. 538 has him at almost 70% chance of winning.

You're making spending out to be way more important of an issue than it really is. We'll never be another Greece because, unlike Greece, we have our own federal reserve. We can control our own interest rates, print our own currency, etc. They can't. That is why they are stuck. And that is why countries are rethinking their entire membership in the EU.

You are a fucking idiot Crow. The USA is running out of money. Shit, we are out of money now. Where did all that stimulus money go? Half a billion to Obama's buddies in Solyndra?

Just rememebr...if you are a successful businessman, you didn;t bulid it. The government did.

Fuck you and all the idiot liberals. You guys dont know jack shit. Wwll you do know how to build a constituency bye giving them free shit