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This is the Big XII Warzone forum. You agree that you will accept abuse from any and all moderators, administrators, people who hate you, faggots, socks, lesbian impersonators, and anyone who decides to dogpile you. OK, well, maybe not but you should know that there are no rules about decorum, or etiquette, or anything else. Pretty much, you can expect that most people here will be completely rude and obnoxious, and if you can't handle it, well, too fucking bad.

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I can't believe you even read the shit this far. Check the damn "I Agree" box and let's get on it with it, you fucking homer!

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